PROSE: COUNTING by Testimony Akinkunmi
The last time a bird had landed its slimy green stomach processed waste on my head was when I was returning home from a common entrance lesson. I had fallen sick that day, and even after exhausting expensive medication. It was only when I prayed by myself, counting Papa’s wooden rosary that I got healed. Two days after, another bird pooped on my brother. He had died instantly. That coincidence stuck to my cerebellum, more than a tooth to its gum. So when I was returning from school today to my self-contained apartment, drained with hunger, and bird dropping fell on me, it was with great alacrity I ran to my flat. Hoping it won’t be too late for the beads of grace to save me. Today, was the first day since the last time it had happened to me that I had not worn the rosary. It was all because of Damilola Gwen, the most beautiful girl in my level. She had said it that she didn’t like boys who wore chains of any sort. I had been eyeing her for so long that I had planned how toda...